Animal

•January 20, 2010 • 1 Comment

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Ke$ha
Animal
January 5, 2010
US Billboard 200: #1

“Don’t be a little bitch with your chit-chat, just show me where your dick’s at!” chants Ke$ha (pronounced, keh-sha) on Blah! Blah! Blah!, her second Top 10 single from her debut album, Animal. This album, as much as other critics have called it the end of civilization, is a good temperature reading on pop music. It’s repeating tried and true formulas with better precision and accuracy and much more auto-tune, along with exceptionally unveiled references to any kind of hedonistic lifestyle. Ke$ha makes it a ploy to be as straightforward as possible. There is rarely a metaphor or witty double entendre sandwiched between Dr. Luke’s mastering of electropop/rock and Ke$ha’s dry, suburban whore delivery of songs that, let’s be honest, are just as tricky as pop radio allows.

The lead single, TiK ToK brings rap, rock, hip-hop, pop, and electronica together to form a sparkling, frenzied ode to partying and the DJs that make it happen. Number one in 9 countries, it shows the mass market appeal that manufactured pop music has to have today to be worthy of radio play. Second single, Blah! Blah! Blah!, featuring electro group 3OH!3 hit #7 in the U.S. just based on digital sales, showing for the second time (as TiK ToK continues to break digital records) that she is a child of the digital age. The song is a smash hit of electropop and lyrics dirty enough for any rapper, the one thing it lacks for me is a significant dance break, but I can say that for the whole album. The songs are dance-y in the extreme, but not that sort of dancing; it is college party, drunk-off-your-ass and making-out-with-a-complete-stranger kind of dance music. Where the album fails is in the Avril Lavigne, circa 2004, rip-offs like Party at a Rich Dude’s House and Backstabber where the electropop leans more toward pop/rock. After the let down of the middle of the album, we get one more good dance song out of Boots & Boys, a Britney-esque song that objectifies men and puts them in the same category as boots. She is just the latest member of a myriad of female musicians that wish to show that they too can be just as objectifying as men, they just do it to a catchy beat and melody instead of to electric guitars and an 808 machine.

This is what you should come to Animal and Ke$ha as an artist wanting, because it’s what you’re going to get from her: unapologetic, glitter falling from the ceiling, dance-pop music. But just when you think you’ve got her all figured out, she throws something like the titular track or great fourth single material (after Boots & Boys), Stephen, a harmonic, glitzy, raucously rhythmic pop song about her being stalkerish about a boy, at you and you think, wait, maybe she’s not all what she described in Entertainment Weekly as “garbage-chic” (which comes across as the antithesis of Taylor Swift). She has substance but it’s a young deepness, something to be explored as our generation’s mind-set hardens into a new era. I think the reason a lot of critics find popular music of the last decade or so, so inane and uninspiring is because this is a different generation and like the critics of the 50s and 60s found our parents’ music inane and crazy, so our critics find ours. There are good artists out there, but if we shoot down every new successful act as selling out and stupid, we lose our trendsetters and pop culture minds. Like it or not, Ke$ha is setting a tone for a decade and so is Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift, David Guetta, and Kings of Leon.

Ke$ha’s album is not the best album of the year, even though it’s just the 3rd week of 2010. What it is a good debut pop album from a songwriter (she co-wrote every track on the album) that is well worth its sticker price.

B+

Download:
Blah! Blah! Blah! feat. 3OH!3
Stephen
Boots & Boys

Okay… 2010…

•January 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Alright, so this is an update, I kinda told myself that I would write this semester… so far, not so good, but at some point, something’s gotta give, right? I’m taking a good bit of academic courses this semester and I might write a review a week, I’d like to apologize to my readers for being gone for so long, hope to see your smiling faces (comments :P) soon.

Patrick

19

•December 10, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Adele - 19
Adele
19
XL / Columbia
Billboard 200: #10

Adele, an English soul artist in the vein of Amy Winehouse and Duffy, shines on her debut album, 19. Her voice glides and bubbles over a dozen tracks like a love-torn babbling brook. Most of the songs include acoustic guitar and slight drumming and it is blessedly bereft of much electronic instrumentation. Standouts include up-tempo numbers like “Best for Last”, “My Same”, and “Right as Rain”. The breakout single from the album, “Chasing Pavements” (2009 Grammy Award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance) continues to amaze with its beautiful lyrics and gorgeous melody. Subtlety reigns in songs like “Melt My Heart to Stone” an ode to a lover unattainable and uninterested and the sweeping piano ballad “Hometown Glory”. First time to bat, I’d call this a homerun.

A+
Download:
Melt My Heart to Stone, Chasing Pavements, Right as Rain

Thanks for 100,000 Hits!

•July 25, 2009 • 8 Comments

Thanks. I mean it. Thanks to all my loyal readers like Espa, a_chan, and my friend over at Appears who inspired me to write and gave me invaluable information and advice at the beginning.

I plan to continue to write for as long as my fingers work at the keyboard.

Just an update for ya’ll… I will be attending FSU in the fall. I’m majoring in Geography and I think I already have a minor in music, so lol. It’s a change but a welcome one. The music program at IRSC burned me out. Five shows a semester will do that to you… plus the rest of my classes.

Anyway, I plan on reviewing Lady GaGa’s album The Fame soon, but I don’t think I can find the words to do it justice. Katy Perry’s album is also a must along with Brandy’s new album. Any requests? Feel free to leave them in a comment.

Again, sincere thanks and gratitude,
Patrick

Good Girls Go Bad

•July 19, 2009 • 5 Comments

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Good Girls Go Bad feat. Leighton Meester
Cobra Starship
March 11, 2009
Hot Mess
Atlantic Records
Fueled by Ramen
Decaydance Records
Billboard Hot 100 Peak: #24

It’s sad when a good song is overshadowed by the burgeoning celebrity of its featured artist. I can’t think of when that’s happened before, but I’m sure it has… maybe not. In this time of instant celebrity and even quicker demotions to oblivion (unless you try to drag it out with arrests, rehab, and/or a sex tape), one can see how music would be a way to stay legitimate in Hollywood (cause it worked so well for Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan). Well, Leighton Meester is exactly everything I’ve just described. Not to say that the girl didn’t work to get where she is but her biggest role to date is a CW show, which you may or not have heard of depending on whether or not you’ve had your head buried under a rock on a deserted island for the past two years, called Gossip Girl. I’ve never watched it but I hear that it’s addictive and fun and pretty and mostly shallow. All the things we’ve come to expect from pop culture for the last decade. Not that I’m complaining, I’m kind of enjoying not having to over think my leisure time, so sue me.

Anyway, (see this is what I’m talking about, I’m not even talking about the damn song), [Good Girls Go Bad], (I guess, since Rihanna has stopped releasing singles from her multi-platinum 2007 album of a very similar name, think it’s safe to name something this without the threat of rabid fan retribution) is a great piece of electropop in the vein of Metro Station’s hit [Shake It]. If it sounds even more familiar it’s because Kevin Rudolf, of [Let It Rock] fame, produced the track along with American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi of, “about a half a key lower” fame. Anyway, star studded, right? It has some really well placed and executed auto-tuner fun and a pounding post-GaGa-esque production value along with a high school cheerleading chant sure to endure it to the classes of 2010 through 2014.

Vocally, Gabe Saporta (that’s the lead singer) has a great pop voice: clear, clean, and with a certain suburban sexiness. Leighton Meester is like a well-trained de-country-fried Miley Cyrus. She even manages to make a decent run towards the end, although how much of that was auto-tuned assisted, the world may never know. In the end, the song is grade-A pop. It’s everything a club will want and everything a GaGa-obsessed fan needs in lieu of more GaGa material.

All I have to say is that if this is where popular music is going, I’m, like, totally in for the ride…

4 Stars
A+
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